Williams and Sonoma want you to be fat.

There.
I said it.
May the gods of homegoods forsake me. But they have already forsaken me.
I received the new W and S this weekend, foaming at the mouth for what new, excessive new kitchen gadget I may purchase (or just dream about until I have more money to purchase a parsley de-leafer...no more plucking for me!). I open it up, and all that is there is fucking chocolate. And fucking cakes. For $75.00 mother fucking dollars.
They had a section, albeit small, but still a section, for cheese and tasty savory treats, but WHAM right back to fucking chocolate.
W and S, you should be ashamed of yourself. Maybe I should be ashamed of myself for allowing you to get away with selling me croissants for $80.00 a dozen. Anyway, you are all going to be fat, poor fucks if we allow this to continue.
Just sayin.


p.s. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I USE AN AMPERSAND IN MY BLOG?

heard in my office...

...President of my company walking by my office saying, "We need to make sure she has a VERY good vacuum cleaner!!"
hahahahahahaha

Guards

Lifeguards. Crossing guards. They are just excuses for people not to be accountable for their own actions.
Want to go in the ocean but can't swim? Get ready to drown.
Want to cross the street? Wait at the stop light to turn red so you can safely cross in the crosswalk.
Or play in traffic.

You would really be making my life so much less annoying (and amusing!) I'll wait.

Boost Mobile is fucking hilarious...

Guilty Pleasures...

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Just sayin'