Monday, April 13, 2009

What to do when you are confronted with an ugly baby?

Seriously. I have no idea how to hide my revulsion and slowly back away before I am handed a damp, pureed pee-smelling baby.
My response of late to the ugly baby presentation has been a surprised "OH!" which I feel can be camoflaged to appear to be delight.
Outside of that, I am at a loss.
What is more perplexing, is that people will build the kid up, i.e., "He is the cutest baby," "I've never seen a sweeter baby," "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT." Right. Imagine my surprise (see above) when the baby is FUGLY.

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