Thursday, May 28, 2009

dude...

i'm ficking annoyed.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Oh yeah...

...I have so much fucking laundry to do! Heading to Wilmington, NC this weekend to go see my Mom and she is giving us some PIMP furniture for the den - I'm serious - like black leather couch and recliner, marble tables...unreal. So we're renting a moving fan to come back in on Monday (taking Benz down together) and JR gets to drive the Penske truck back.
Peep this - was going to be $450.00 for a U-Haul, costing us $230.00 TOTAL for the Penske and we are getting, no lie, like 8k worth of furniture.
I got my hair done and I am pretty sure I said "highlight more than lowlight" - I definitely have chunks of black in my hair along with the platinum. Rocking the skunk. Oh yes, and I have my nails painted goal so I can say I "have the golden touch" ahahahahahahahahahaahaha I fucking love my life.

I love...

...ALCOHOL!!!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

!!!

Just found a banana slice at the bottom of the parfait! The struggle has been worth it!

Breakfast Parfaits

While delicious, who the hell knew they could be this filling? I'm seriously struggling to finish it. If I don't, in like 30 minutes I am going to be gnawing on my arm.
My iced tea has an ABSURD amount of ice in it (I understand that when having iced tea, ice is inherent, but this is fucking ridiculous). Like, cannot get straw through all of the ice to reach the bottom of my cup. Jesus.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

i can't sleep.

icantsleepicantsleepicantsleepicantsleepicantsleep
icantsleepicantsleepicantsleepicantsleepicantsleep
icantsleepicantsleepicantsleepicantsleepicantsleep
icantsleepicantsleepicantsleepandidontknowwhy.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Stop raining.

RIGHT NOW.

I drank too much Iced Tea Crystal Lite.
I am too tired to be at work.
I really want a foot rub.
I have roses on my desk from a really considerate candidate who is now my client.
I miss my husband.
I miss Seamus.
I have bills to pay.
I need a bikini wax.
I have insanely curly hair due to the Title of this blog.
I am experiencing aggressive allergies.
I love pharm animals.
Yes that was a play on words.
I made a roast pork shoulder last night and it was awesome.
I JUST got done dealing with my email after taking two days off.
I wish it was 4:52 p.m. and not 3:52 p.m.
I have a Corona tunic on my bottle of water.
I am going to wear a facemask in honor of Cinco de Mayo tomorrow.
I know that is mean.